The Constitution of Islamic Republic of Naya Pakistan 04 Sep, 2014 by Abdullah Nizamani PREAMBLE: Whereas, sovereignty over the entire Universe belongs to Almighty Allah alone, and the authority to be exercised by the people of Naya Pakistan shall be through Kaptaan Khan (to be referred as “Johnny Does It All”). Now, therefore, we the people of Naya Pakistan do hereby, through the Tigers of Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) staging sit-ins all over the universe, adopt, enact and give to ourselves, this Constitution of Islamic Republic of Naya Pakistan. Loyalty of the subjects of Naya Pakistan shall be with “Johnny Does It All” alone. FUNDAMENTAL RIGHTS AND DUTIES: 1. It shall be the duty of parents to bring their toddlers and infants in every dharna of PTI. The razakars of PTI shall be bound to provide all the necessary items to the toddlers and infants, which may be necessary to avoid kids from catching pneumonia, dehydration or diarrhea, as the weather may have likelihoo...